Captain Weather Weenie
I am now so sorry that Betsy knows Photoshop. Very, very sorry. However, in the true spirit of magnanimous leadership, I feel compelled to display the ingenious – if slightly misguided – creativity of my staff. I believe the hot dog suit is insulated, so you may be seeing me in full regalia at the warehouse. Thank you for the captain’s hat. A nod, if only a slight one, to my impressive leadership.
Or just enjoy the silly photo. With relish.