Roll Tide

Here at CRC World Headquarters, we see a lot of inventive stuff. Along with the truly useful donations like new clothing and household items that are distributed to the needy, we have the Roll Tide toilet paper holder and magazine rack. Who wouldn’t want a toilet paper holder with a giant elephant head on top sporting a Bear Bryant hat?

But wait! There’s more! Another giant elephant head sitting on a box that says “14.” What does that mean? Okay, I looked it up on the Internet. Alabama has won 14 national football titles. I would so want a giant elephant head celebrating that fact sitting on my coffee table. I really would, even though I’m a Volunteer fan. A giant elephant head is so much cooler than a guy in a raccoon hat.

But wait! There’s more! How about a creepy lamp with a Bear Bryant statue on the base?

LampI like Bear Bryant. I really do. But I don’t want him staring at me while I’m perusing my People Magazine.

But wait! There’s more! How about an Alabama sash and pin?

Sash and pinYou can wear it around your neck as a scarf. You can wear it around your waist as a belt. Hey, you can wear it beauty queen style and tell everyone you’re Miss Alabama. Who’s to know?

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